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May 12, 2006
Stupidity rocks. Huzzah!!!
source: Darwin Awards
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When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at
his intended victim during as holdup in Long
Beach, California, would-be robber James
Elliot did something that can only inspire
wonder: He peered down the barrel and
tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
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An American teenager was in the hospital
yesterday recovering from serious head
wounds received from an oncoming train.
When asked how he received the injuries, the
lad told police that he was simply trying to
see how close he could get his head to a
moving train before he was hit.
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A thief burst into a Florida bank one day
wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun.
Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled,
"FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A
F***-UP!" For a moment, everyone was
silent. Then the snickers started. The guard
completely lost it and doubled over laughing.
It probably saved his life, because he'd been
about to draw his gun. He couldn't have
drawn and fired before the thief got him. The
thief ran away and is still at large. In memory
of the event, the banker later put a plaque on
the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze,
mother-stickers, this is a f***-up!"
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Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer
pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw
a cinder block through a liquor store window,
grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the
cinder block and heaved it over his head at
the window. The cinder block bounced back
and hit the would-be thief on the head,
knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor
store window was made of Plexiglas. The
whole event was caught on videotape.
*cracks up*
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